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A Milparinka PE Teacher has kept the strike action rolling today by refusing to teach his class how to catch a ball or how to not get chlamydia by putting The Ashes up on the projector in every class.
Stephen Kennedy, a long-serving physical education teacher at Our Lady Of The Sacred Frisbee in Milparinka, just over the NSW border, said he enjoyed his day off so much yesterday that he thought he’d have two.
“Marching in town yesterday was a real hoot. We had a lot of local support, which was nice,” he said.
“But honestly, the NSW Government can suck eggs until we break up. We’re the only Catholic School still going. The private schools even broke up early so they could all go over to Europe,”
“So to hell… Sorry Father, so bugger them. Ah, again so sorry, Father. The NSW Department of Education can go and get fucked. They want me to teach the Year 10s about mesomorphs and ectomorphs then pay me, bitch,”
“For the rest of the week, my classes will be watching The Ashes and when the rain delays come, we will watch the classic matches. I will tell them all to be quiet when Kerry O’Keefe is spinning a yarn,”
“Occasionally, when Brother Matthew pops his head in, I will ask them questions such as ‘What muscle group do you use the most to bowl wrist spin?’ and hopefully that’ll be enough,”
“Solidarity.”
More to come.
