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With flocks of Sydney Hens parties about to flood the Hunter Valley, local limo drivers are reportedly giving their collection of ‘Puke Pots’ a thorough wash.
Reports from The Advocate’s Hunter Valley bureau have identified several stretch limo drivers from Pokolbin who are gearing up for a big weekend, with local weather forecasting light showers of backseat vomit and a high chance of hens participants walking back into Cessnock carrying their heels.
Speaking with The Advocate via mobile, local hummer driver Gary Bortoli (53) said the return of Sydney meant bucket maintenance was simply a matter of professional courtesy.
“Yeah we get these Sydney types driving here for the weekend and to be honest I reckon half of them have polished off a carton of Cruisers before they even cross the Mooney Mooney,” said Bortoli.
“By the time they’ve stopped through two wineries, you might as well call it goodnight by 2pm. They’re plonkered!”.
Resigned to the fact his Sunday night will involve hosing out a few buckets, Bortoli spoke candidly about the illustrious wineries in the region.
“These Hens parties come to drink and drink they will!”
North Shore Hen’s organiser Kylie Glassons (31), admitted her clan of 16 girls were pretty keen to give it a nudge.
Boosted by the popular Spotify Playlist ‘White Girls on Rosé’, the Hunter is also expected to witness a steep increase in P!nk and Destiny’s Child songs blasted at full volume around town.
“Honestly! This is the 3rd time we’ve tried to do this bloody Hens, the girls have had their outfits ready for months.”
“We’ve been locked in for half a year without anything but the odd illegal dinner party for a bitta fun”.
“As soon as we taste that first Chardy on the lips it’s party time baby. Let the girls play!”
