ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A local golden labrador cross has been forced to look the other way this afternoon while his own ran around the back of some local shops to empty himself out of plain sight.
The 3-year-old canine told our reporter after coming across the scene that he didn’t think his owner would flat out take a shit on the street like that and didn’t think to bring some plastic bags with him.
Biscuit Greenslade explained to The Advocate that he thought it’d be a good idea to take his owner for a work today as he seemed quite stressed and anxious about something.
“Murphy’s Law, mate. You just have to look the other way, don’t you?” he barked.
“Serves me right for giving him three wet meals back to back. You should’ve seen the logs come out of the bastard. You can go back there an have a look if you want. It looks like someone’s jumped on a cricket bat grip full of Vegemite. I should probably take him to the doctors,”
“Bad human! You fucking grot!”
Biscuit apologised once again and called his person.
More to come.
