WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local boyfriend is under fire today for a snap decision that could change his life.
Will Harrison (27) of Betoota Heights fame last night controversially decided to ‘leave the experiment.’
“Nah I’m flat out fucking done with Married At First Sight,” sighed the high school teacher and long term boyfriend.
“I’m not even waiting until the dinner parties and the very public counselling sessions they do in front of a large group of people and the nation to make my decision. I’m out.”
Following the protocol of the ‘social experiment’ that is the blind ratings grab known as MAFS, the young man decided to right ‘Leave’ on a slip of paper and announce the decision to his girlfriend Jacinta as they do on the show.
“I’m not going to bother with the I came here for love and I’m committed to the experiment bullshit,” he said.
“I suffered through it last year, and I’m not suffering through it again.”
The decision which wowed his girlfriend is yet to sink in apparently.
“Fuck he’s a sook,” laughed Jacinta.
“Deadset, I guarantee that he’s parked on the couch whinging and whining all over again tonight.”
“Because just like in the show, both people need to write leave on their piece of paper to leave the experiment.”
“And I haven’t done that, so he’s not going anywhere,” she laughed.
