INGRID DOULTON | Television | Contact
Forced yet again to give up the remote come 7:30pm, a local father has sat through Married At First Sight for the umpteenth time this year.
Speaking candidly and cautiously to The Advocate this afternoon through the fence of his Betoota Heights display home’s garden, Wal Beattie said he wants to know where ‘they’ find ‘those’ people.
“They’ve gotta be actors, haven’t they?” asked the 58-year-old semi-retired engineer.
“Where the fuck do these find these people? Why would you behave like that know there’s a camera filming your every move?! It boggles the mind, it does,”
Wal asked our reporter for a delectable John Player Special he could smell wafting through the fence.
“And another thing,” said the father.
“Why do they load them up with all that piss when they know it just leads to blues and people yelling? It sets a very poor example, it does,”
“The whole family is hooked on it. You’d be fucked if you think I can enjoy the comfort of my living room and watch Leigh Sales gives some poor bastard the tongue-lashing of a lifetime of an evening!”
“Do you have any chewie? I’ve got to head back inside and put the dinner on.”
More to come.
