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While the nation awaits the impending federal election with the enthusiasm usually reserved for an emerging kidney stone, The Greens have taken some early initiative and begun handing out “Eeny Meeny Miny Mo” How To Vote cards.
In a political landscape where individuals seem more divided than ever on social issues, The Greens have adapted that model into their internal processes by having as much inter-party debate as possible.
It is for this myriad of reasons the Greens will be handing out Eeny Meeny Miny Mo cards during upcoming elections, so voters can experience what it is like being a member of the Greens party, as well as make the most informed decision possible.
Based off the playground rhyme used to randomise the outcome of a decision that cannot be decided by a coin toss, party leader Richard Di Natale said this is the most innovative platform his party has taken since that time he wanted to legalise pot.
“Voters want to makes sensible choices,” Di Natale said as he fished crumbs out of a bag of
“What else are you going to do? Vote independent? Or vote Greens? Haha!”
