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Every single player from The Betoota Dolphins Rugby League Football Club are today fantasising about being at home watching Netflix, as the end-of-season festivities drag on.
Club captain Jakey Borowitz, who appears to be leading the charge, confided in our journalists that he’s actually suffering severe grog horrors and wants to at home with his kids.
“Yeah. There’s talk of a Tuesday sesh as well” he says, while subtly shaking his head.
“This is not fun. Not right now anyway”
All is not lost however, with some of the more lower grade players showing signs of a second wind.
It is not yet known if these second wind is due to self-motivation or the discreet recreationals, but the fact that the 3rd grade centres are jousting with pool sticks on top of their props shoulders is a good sign that this isn’t over yet.
These revelations follow a recent report by the CSIRO has found that 90% of straight Australian males have at one point in their life relished at the opportunity to wear fishnet stockings and sometimes even lipstick to dress-up parties.
However, as is commonly acknowledged, the joy and unrelenting comedy of wearing a dress hardly ever compares to the physical pain experienced after four days on the piss.
