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“You’re a fucking idiot, mate,” he wrote.
“The only reason why we evolved to the point we are at is because fucking monkeys came down out of the trees and started eating meat. Being vegan doesn’t make any sense and science is on my side,”
“Vegans are fucking losers.”
From time to time, Will Proctor puts aside a couple hours here and there to really stick it to vegans via Facebook and Instagram.
The full-time live-at-home-son explained to our reporter from the comfort of his parent’s leafy Betoota Heights Federation homestead that he feels the need to educate people on why their diet is wrong.
In addition to that mean feat, the 28-year-old also articulated why the diet of somebody is his business.
“It’s simple,” he said.
“They’re wrong and I think vegans have this air of social and intellectual superior that’s completely and utterly unfounded. I feel like I’m going to fucking explode sometimes,”
“Like when Dad asks me to mow the lawn or take the bins out. Just fuck off!”
Our reporter, a self-loathing vegetarian, elected to press stop on the recorder and let himself out before his Monday could get any worse than it has been already.
Mr Proctor said he wasn’t finished but unfortunately for him, The Advocate was.
More to come.
