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A local Anglo-Australian has today revealed that he doesn’t relate to big family events, because he only has like three cousins that he only sees once every three years.
Ethan Brendan (25) has taken things to a new level of whiteness today by saying he doesn’t understand why woggy weddings are so big, because, like, why would you get that worked up by your mum’s sibling’s daughter getting married.
“I think my cousins Michael got married a years ago… I’m not sure. I had my girlfriend’s netball final on that weekend from memory…”
“But, yeah, there was no plate-smashing or people being lifted on shoulders”
“Haha. That stuff is so weird”
As a sales rep for a new brand of superannuation software, Ethan quite often meets a lot of people from a lot of different backgrounds – so it’s not like he only hangs out with white people.
“The guy I sit next to is Indian” he says, referring to his Sri Lankan sales manager.
“And there’s heaps of chicks and stuff in the office too. Like 50% women” he says, somehow insinuating that white women aren’t white.
“But yeah, the whole cousins thing is weird to me. I can’t even remember who belongs to which aunt or uncle. There’s just three only children. On both sides of my family”
“I reckon anymore than that’d be a handful haha”
