EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A local bloke has proven he really does have nerves of steel, after yet again venturing out into the wilderness with only 7% phone battery.
Despite having his entire livelihood on his phone, including an online credit card and digital ID, Josh Timms, 32, doesn’t see the point of leaving the house with a full battery or turning up to an airport more than twenty minutes before the boarding gate closes.
Nor does he have any time for his anxious friends, who don’t believe him when he insists his phone battery lasts for ages and don’t seem to understand that things always just have a funny way of working out for him.
Catching up with some mates at The Shifty Hen for a cheeky Thursday night out, Josh was forced to explain to his baffled mate Shae that it really wouldn’t phase him if his phone just died.
“Oh nah my phone lasts ages on 1%, it’s fine”, Josh had assured, “It’s literally just designed that way.”
When Shae queried how Josh would get home if his phone died, Josh just shot her a blank stare.
“I’d just walk home, duh haha.”
“Isn’t that what everyone does?”
More to come.
