EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A local bloke has once again exposed the entire office to his hair rimmed areolas, while attempting to peel off a snug fitting jumper, it’s reported.
It’s alleged that this is not the first, second or even the third time that Greg Bingham has accidentally flashed his nips nops while trying to cool off, leading some of his colleagues to ponder if he’s doing it on purpose.
Daena Hubbs, who has the misfortune of sitting directly across from Greg, says she somehow always manages to make direct eye contact with him whenever this happens, citing that she’s now seen his nipples more than the bloke she’s just started dating.
To make matters worse, Greg is alleged to be sporting some rather generous areolas, which bore into Daena like the eye of Sauron.
“My eyes always manage to lock onto his when it happens, and there’s that quiet moment of awkwardness where we both acknowledge that yes, I just saw his nipples”, says Daena, with a haunted look on her face.
“And then I have to just continue on eating my lunch like I haven’t just seen nipples the size of a choc chip Subway cookie.”
“I tell ya, I can’t wait for winter to be over.”
More to come.
