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Local man Scott Young (29), who was reminiscing on the much beloved 2000’s toy “The Robosapian”, definitely grew up with an in-ground pool and pretty well off overall.
The Robosapien is a humanoid robot toy released in the early 2000s, which walked, danced, performed basic tasks, and responded to infrared remote control commands with surprisingly lifelike movements.
While many ordinary people that grew up in the 2000s only had the chance to interact with Robosapien when they slept over at their friends house, Scott enjoyed a long and joyful relationship with his Robosapien, even getting his hands on the sequel “Robo-raptor”.
“It used to burp and fart on command, it was truly peak 2000s luxury” boasted Scott, while casually sipping a a glass of champagne.
Sources close to Scott confirm that his childhood bedroom had both a lava lamp and one of those giant plasma balls you got from science stores.
Scott has confirmed that his decision to bring in his Robosapien to year 3 show and tell nearly started a riot.
“Still think about the lucy fuck to this day, wonder what he’s upto” said one of Scott’s former classmates.
To this day, Scott still refers to the Robosapien as the “earliest version of AI”.
His parents, who also bought him the laser pointer nerf gun “just to muck around with” have confirmed that Robosapien was merely stocking filler that christmas.
