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Despite spending hours researching a particular topic, a local youth has reportedly failed to learn a single thing, it can be confirmed today.
This comes after it was revealed that 14-year-old Huxley Hilton is still the occupier of a filthy room, even though he spent a large chunk of last night watching transparent cleaning videos.
“Yeah, you still need a hazmat suit and a chemical mask to go into that thing,” sighed Huxley’s mum, in an exclusive interview with The Advocate.
“I thought when I heard cleaning videos coming out of his bedroom, that maybe he had turned a corner.”
“But then I looked out the window and couldn’t see any pigs flying.”
“So I figured something must be up.”
The cause of the cleaning-related noise has since been revealed as a prolonged burst of short and very sharp cleaning videos – involving household appliances like a washing machine….
“He doesn’t know where the washing machine is, let alone how to clean it,” laughed Huxley’s old man.
“So I think he might be up to something else,” he sighed.
Huxley’s parents comments come amidst a sharp rise in kids watching ‘Transparent Cleaning’ videos on YouTube, which skirt around all of the regulations and essentially allow kids to watch **** (redacted algo word).
According to Google Trends, searches for “Transparent Cleaning” have skyrocketed since last April, particularly in the hot spots of the Sunshine Coast, Brisbane, and Adelaide.
“Yeah glad that’s not on the social media ban,” sighed his parents.
“Because I’m sure he’s learning all these cleaning hacks and we’ll see them any time soon.”
