
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local man famous for his long track record of making head scratching decisions and suggestions, has done it again today, it can be confirmed.
Derek White, a 32-year-old engineer from Betoota Heights made himself the laughing stock of his group a short time ago after suggesting they go for a nice meal this Saturday.
While the sentiment of a nice feed with some of his nearest and dearest was a concept that most people agreed held water, the suggestion of doing so on the biggest day for footy so far this decade has raised eyebrows.
“Mate, they don’t even have TVs at Le restaurant hors de prix pour les gens qui ont trop d’argent,” laughed one of Derek’s mates earlier today.
“Brother, it’s the first Test against the British & Irish Lions.”
“You know, the game of footy we’ve been talking about in multiple group chats for like a year…” laughed another one.
“I’m all for a nice meal, but we ain’t doing it on the night of the Lions’ game.”
“It’s pizzas at someone’s place with the Stan Sport fucking blaring in my ears,” said one of the other boys.
Trying to defend himself, Derek then attempted to claim he was thinking like an early dinner and then a pub or someone’s place.
“Like I know all the girls are keen for footy, but I was just thinking a nice meal beforehand would be the play,” said Derek.
After getting a number of laughing crying emoji reacts and no response, the process to sort out who was hosting the event began to take place.
More to come.