EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
An efficient Betoota Heights bloke has this week returned home with the exact same shirt in several colours, having cleaned up shop at his annual visit to Uni Qlo.
It’s alleged the bloke in question, Kevin Odsey, 30, could often be seen rotating the same three outfits on a weekly basis – dark jeans orlight jeans, white shirt or black, a pair of trusty RMS, and a single black puffer jacket that hasn’t been washed in over a year.
But after finally getting a girlfriend, Kevin has now been urged to stop having the same clothing regime as a cartoon character and expand his wardrobe a bit.
As someone who’s not comfortable getting too experimental with his clothing styles, Kevin has instead found one thing he’s liked, and bought several different versions of it a.k.a the simple man’s guide to fashion.
And though he might cop some shit for it, Kevin says he wouldn’t have it any other way.
“Why would I waste my time going to other stores when I can buy several different versions of a shirt I like?”, explains Kevin, who is wearing the black shirt today.
“If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.”
More to come.
