EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A Betoota Heights bloke trying his hand at Crossfit for the first time has received a warning from one of the trainers this morning, having had the audacity to rock up to the studio wearing a shirt.
Josh Hommes, 31, who recently converted to Crossfit from F45, was pulled aside by the trainer after his 5am class, and reminded of the studio’s very strict rules – men are not allowed to wear shirts, even permitting cool weather.
When Josh tried to negotiate a stringlet, he was informed that any more carrying on would result in a permanent ban and that he would also be blacklisted from entering other Crossfit studios in the area.
Josh says he also reportedly received quite a few ‘stink eyes’ and strange remarks about his tank top, from visibly pissed off Crossfitters.
“I guess I didn’t read the fine print properly”, admits Josh, who’d signed a waiver agreeing that he wouldn’t blame the gym for any injuries that were likely to occur.
“I’ll be sure to go shirtless next time.”
Josh admits he’s a bit worried about going half nude seeing as he doesn’t have a six pack, let alone cum gutters.
Then again, this might just give Josh the extra push he needs to ‘smash his workout.’
“They’re all so stacked, it’s kind of intimidating”, says Josh with a wistful laugh.
“…gotta be roids though.”
More to come.
