WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local man is today being heaped with praise by his friends, family and the wider community after a GENIUS power play.
Walking into his local supermarket a short time ago, Dale Kmratovic shocked onlookers when he picked himself up a bottle of milk.
Rather than simply grab the first bottle that greeted his hand, the air-conditioning maintenance guy slowly leaned into the cold abyss grabbing the vessel of milk furtherest back on the shelf.
With shoppers stopping to marvel at the incredulous actions from the brave trailblazer, Dale quietly pulled the plastic container of milk out and spun it round.
“Yep, 21st of July baby,” he said to a fawning local woman walking past.
He then pointed to the front facing bottle of milk.
“12th of July.”
“Yep, that’s how they get ya,” said the local savant.
When pressed on why he’s not going to finish a litre of milk in the next 9 days, he shrugged.
“Not the point bro.”
When asked who would drink the milk with a shorter use by date he confirmed.
“Some other mug mate, not me.”
