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The United Nations Security Council has called an emergency meeting to discuss whether or not America’s strike on The Islamic Republic Of Iran will affect the release date of GTA6.
Billions of people around the world rushed to their homes to witness delegates of the 5 permanent security council members try and figure out if the one thing that matters before the inevitable antihalation is actually released in time — Grand Theft Auto 6.
The meeting, which included France, The UK, China, Russia and America, sought to secure a guarantee that the GTA6 release date would not be affected by a global conflict or oil crisis.
GTA6, which has been in development for a staggering 12 years, has become somewhat of a meme within the circles of GTA fans, who claim the much anticipated game will never be released.
“Oh great, we got WW3 before GTA6” said Calum Greeley (24), a local man that’s also the perfect age for the draft.
Israel, who’s surprise attacks on Iran were met with mixed reaction from the global community, has assured the world that they have factored in the GTA6 release date into their calculation.
“We have evidence to believe that a potential blocking of the Strait of Hormuz by Iran will not effect the GTA6 roll out” said an Israeli delegate.
“We want to assure the global community that we are taking that into consideration every step of our operation”
Russia, a friend of Iran’s, says that Israel’s actions are reckless and risk yet another delay to the GTA6 release date.
“These reckless actions by Israel not only threaten the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty, but they threaten the chance of billions of people around the world to play the game before it’s too late”
Trump’s team have confirmed that they are monitoring the situation and will get the national guard involved in distributing the game if need be.
