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A local silly duffer has done it again, it can be confirmed.
Local aspiring army reservist Aaron Cranston has amused his friends and family this week, by making a rather foolish admission to a doctor.
The full time engineer aspiring to get into the reserves, explained that he made a serious slip when talking to the GP undergoing his general health check.
“Yeah, I fucked up, big time,” he sighed.
“He asked me how many drinks I have a week, and I genuinely told him.”
The question came up in the general health check that Cranston has to do to get a piece of the lucrative side hustle that pays well and sends you overseas.
“I wasn’t thinking, and I said like 20-25 on average,” he sighed.
“Which really isn’t that much when you think about it, but yeah, it doesn’t sound good when he told me the recommended safe consumption amount every week.
“Like say I have a proper session, 10-12 schooners and a couple bundy rums and that’s pretty much 20 right there.”
“Say I have three schooners after footy training, a couple on a Friday then a 6 pack at home, that’s 20 again.”
“Like I think the regs are really trying to shame blokes like me who love a beer.”
“Anyway, I think the doctor has flagged me as a fucking problem drinker, so no pay cheque top ups for me.”
“God damn.”
