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The home of the brave and the land of the military industrial complex is today kicking back and contentedly sighing.
This comes after the United States of America unloaded on another sovereign nation.
“God that felt good,” said a spokesperson for the country.
“Had been wayyyyyy too long between drinks,” laughed the self proclaimed leader of The Free World.
“Was getting some serious blue balls haha.”
America’s comments following the bombing of Iran, in a direct breach of international law.
The bombing of the nation of 90 million people follows America’s destruction of Iran’s progressive government some 70 years ago, that helped create the ‘regime’ of today.
That bombing comes in the wake of Iran retaliating to Israel’s attacks on their country, with the situation looking set to escalate.
De-escalation has been encouraged by the majority of the world, but with an erratic President at the head of the White House, and hardline leaders running Israel and Iran, nerves are jangling around the globe.
Speaking about the potential for a full blown conflict that could last decades, America said ‘it’s good to be back.’
“Yeah we’ve been fucking around behind the scenes in conflicts around the world, but it’s nice to actually unload on someone.”
“Proper bombs and shit coming from American planes.”
“We are so motherufcking back.”
More to come.
