WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The nation of Australia is today battling through another Monday morning.
However, this Monday Morning has an extra bit on it.
“Yeah it’s got hairs on it this one,” sighed local welder Andrew Wiggins this morning, referencing the first alcoholic drink on a hangover.
“Obviously the mercury is lower than Parramatta’s position on the NRL Ladder and the days aren’t very long,” he continued.
“But all this Middle East stuff makes it particularly scat.”
“Bitta sting on this Monday morning if you ask me.”
The cause of the consternation comes after America decided to bomb another country.
With a while between drinks for the imperialist super power, America bombed the site of Iran’s nuclear facilities – which on top of potentially leaking radioactive waste into the surroundings – comes as a blatant breach of international law.
Israel has praised America for getting involved, and continued to bomb the other Middle Eastern powerhouse, with arguments about the nuclear threat already being questioned around the globe.
Nuclear armed Pakistan has already thrown it’s verbal support behind Iran, with the world watching the actions of other Islamic but US aligned countries like Saudi Arabia and Turkiye with bated breath.
With Russia and Ukraine already engaged in a long running war that seeps closer to Europe everyday, and global conflicts in places like Myanmar and the Congo raging on, the latest flare up has a particularly ominous feeling to it, says Wiggins.
“I mean at the very least, every things gonna fucking go up in price here,” he said.
“At the very worst, god fucking help us.”
More to come.
