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The Prime Minister of Australia has today confirmed that he’s considering his stance on dates, after being stood up for a hot one.
Speaking exclusively to The Advocate from his accomodation in Canada, Albanese says he’s contemplating whether this Donald Trump guy is really the President for him.
“Yeah, I guess I’ll just go fuck myself,” said Albanese a short time ago, after US President Donald Trump revealed he would be leaving the G7 summit after the Leaders Dinner.
The official reason is something to do with the escalating conflict between two heavily armed regional powers in the Middle East, with Israel apparently keen to knock off the leader of a sovereign nation.
“Yeah he said he had some stuff come up at work and is really under the pump so can’t meet up,” said Albo, who has been edged by the big guy for a little while now.
“Like what does he have that’s so important? Trying to stop a country assassinating the leader of another country or something?”
“Bullshit if you ask me.”
“We needed to talk about this whole 368 billion dollar AUKUS thing that he’s apparently also bailing on.”
“Urghhhhhh, I’m fkcn done with him.”
When assured by our reporter that there are a few other fish in the sea at the G7 summit, Albo shrugged.
“I’m taking a break from the scene for a little while I think.”
More to come.
