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A local bloke who’s spent the past few years passionately explaining to friends and family that Trump is actually the world peace candidate has now made a second shocking realisation — the stripper who was flirting with him at last week’s bucks party might’ve been lying.
Aaron Sharpe (30), a self-proclaimed “centrist” whose political views are largely shaped by West Coast comedian podcasters and random Twitter accounts, has long championed Trump’s claims that he could end the war in Ukraine on day one — often arguing that the Israel conflict wouldn’t have happened under his watch, or that only Trump could silence the neo-con war hawks lurking in the deep state.
Despite shady real estate moguls that cut their teeth on the streets of New York in the 70’s being known to say whatever they need to get their desires over the line, Aaron, along with many others in his cohort, have found the last few weeks a little unsettling.
“Wait.. he was lying?” Aaron said, dazed and confused.
With a full scale war in the Middle East looking more and more inevitable, Russia and Ukraine’s fighting ramping up to new heights and Trump deciding to host a bizarre military parade that was sponsored by shady cypto-currency companies on his birthday, it seems as though the former real estate tycoon/reality TV star may have been telling some fibs.
Adding more salt to the wound, Aaron was shocked today to see the stripper that was flirting with him at a bucks party last week was holding hands with another man.
“Wait.. she has a boyfriend?”
“Why would she say that I was handsome and that she’d love some alone time with me??” Aaron decried.
“It’s almost as if she was lying to me for financial gain?”
In what has been a huge week of personal growth, Aaron has just discovered that sometimes people lie.
