EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A woman who lives in the godless structure that is an Australian terrace house, is now at the point where she’s that fucking freezing, she’s seriously considering relinquishing all dignity and getting an Oodie.
‘Oodies’ which exploded in popularity roughly five years ago, are wearable blankets, usually adorned with playful imagery such as avocados, clouds or doggos.
At one point, it was very common for young women to give their boyfriend a matching Oodie for his birthday, as a token that the relationship was embarking into the serious stage.
Though they do serve their purpose of keeping people warm, they are also considered peak millennial cringe – however Kelsey Donahue is long past the point of trying to look fashionable.
In fact, as she settles in for another night cursing the existence of terrace houses, Kelsey reckons she’s ready to bite the bullet and get one.
That, or freeze to death.
“It still baffles me how it’s colder inside the house. How is that even possible?”
“Fuck it, I’m getting an Oodie. I don’t care if I look like a dickhead. Hell, I’ll even wear it to work.”
“I’m past the point of having dignity anymore.”
More to come.
