KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
In good news for Australia’s Brisbane Olympics medal tally, a potential gold medal prospect has been uncovered today in the basement of a Betoota office building.
At approximately 11:05am this morning, a local behemoth with incredible muscular structure was discovered typing away in the IT department of the Betoota Rail Network.
Working the weekend shift overseeing the transport network, it’s understood operations manager Liam Dunstan had been having trouble all morning connecting to his office WiFi.
Fed up with not being able to livestream the golf on his computer, Liam headed down to Level B2 to rouse on whoever was on call in IT and get his tech issues sorted.
Walking into the basement expecting to find a bunch of skinny nerds straight out of The IT Crowd, Liam was stunned to meet a 5ft10 desk gorilla who would easily tip the scales north of 110kg.
“Hi, uhhhh we were talking on chat… are you Joel?” Liam asked, eyeing off the neckless bloke who had forearms the size of Christmas hams.
“Yeah man, just hand it here…” replied Joel nonchalantly, as he pushed aside a cake-mixing bowl filled with boiled chicken and white rice and got to work restarting Liam’s laptop.
After clocking the spread of empty protein shakers and creatine bar wrappers sprawled across Joel’s desk, Liam couldn’t help but try on a bit of gym chat, chat that was dryer than a two year old tub of mass gainer.
“What gym do you go to?” Liam asked, nodding toward Joel’s duffel bag under the desk. “I go to Anytime Fitness in the Ponds, it’s alright…”
As Joel used his calloused fingertips to smash out some code onto Liam’s laptop, the local gym rat appeared convincingly uninspired to talk workout splits with a thin-wristed bloke who had a body shaped like a deodorant can.
“I go to World Gym. I’m sponsored there,” Joel gruffed.
“Anyway, laptop’s fixed dude. Just message me if you have any more trouble with it. Enjoy your golf.
No more to come.
