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Tinder has unveiled a new preference option that allows users to filter out potential matches by height by paying for a subscription, which has caused quite a lot of negative reactions from blokes who believe it will make dating even more difficult.
But one bloke who is unfazed by this new filter is lT worker Gavin Hobbs, who says he doesn’t see it as a setback at all.
In fact, he sees it as an opportunity.
An opportunity to finally fulfil his dreams of death by snoo snoo!
Like pretty much every other millennial bloke, Gavin remembers that one Futurama episode about the Amazonian women.
The episode, titled, ‘Amazon Woman In The Mood’, features Fry, Captain Branigan and Kif taken hostage by a tribe of gigantic women, who wish to use them for breeding purposes.
It was that episode that awakened something deep and primal in Gavin, who is now one step closer to finding himself a gigantic muscle mummy.
“If she’s not six foot or higher, I’m not interested”, says Gavin, who just scrapes 5’7, “with thighs bigger than my head.”
“Unless it’s Rhea Ripley, of course.”
More to come.
