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A local Morningside man has today trudged into work after a rather rough night.
With a record low sleep score and his body battery drained all the way down to 50 to start the day, Cherm Side (29) says he’s felt better.
“Yeah, rough night,” sighed Cherm.
“Obviously sleep wasn’t great on Wednesday after 10 beers and then a re-watch of the 2006 Origin series.”
“But I thought that last night would be a great corpse like sleep.”
However, things didn’t go to plan said Cherm.
“Yeah, I shot out of bed at around 11am in a cold sweet,” he said.
“In a real state.”
The cause of the night terrors was apparently a dream about playing for Queensland.
While you might assume that would actually be a great dream for a Queenslander, the dream apparently peaked as a kick off was directed to Spencer Leniu.
“Yeah, I think they say you wake up just before you die in a dream, so makes sense.”
The terrors come off the back of Queensland refusing to direct the kick off to NSW player Spencer Leniu, after making him public enemy number 1 for the entire week.
“I hope that doesn’t happen again.”
“The dream and the kick off debacle.”
Its believed coach Billy Slater will subsequently order the decapitation of Spencer in Game 2.
More to come.
