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A guest at an inner city share house trying to cut a tomato has received a chorus of laughter when asking the seemingly innocent question of where he could find a knife sharp enough to cut through a roma tomato.
“I really didn’t think It would be that much of a stretch for them to have a sharp knife, I guess the missing toilet seat was a decent give away looking back” explained Joey Rossi (28) a Melbourne local spending a weekend on the couch of a friend in Sydney.
The incident occurred earlier today while Joey, being a proud Italian-Melbournian, thought he’d treat himself to a deli style sandwich.
“The kitchen was a little cluttered but I made it work, until I got upto the tomatoes” Joey reflected.
While working his way through the 9 kitchen knives that have made the kitchen draw their home from previous tenants, Joey was unable to find one even slightly sharp enough.
After a frustrating few minutes, Joey braved the lounge where the residents of the share house were gathered.
Within moments of popping the question Joey was met with a furious avalanche of laughter.
“HAHAHAHA MATE YOU THINK THIS IS THE HILTON HOTEL OR SOMETHING HAHAHAH” one burst out.
“That’s the thing with you Melbourners, you’re pampered and snobby” another one added.
“Use your teeth and bite it into small pieces and spit them out on the sandwich like a normal person” one suggested.
Without being allowed to get a single word in, Joey was forced to retreat back into the kitchen.
Where he began sadly biting into the tomato and spitting chunks of it onto his bread.
