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A 34 year old man who has followed the WWE for the last 28 years reckons his girlfriend’s annoying reality TV shows are fake, unoriginal and a form of brainrot.
Lachy Brightwell, insists that these shows are nothing but a brain numbing distraction that are obviously fake and provide no inherent value.
“I don’t get what she even likes about these shows, it’s so predictable and I can’t even get into it because it’s obviously so staged”
“Every bloke on those shows looks like they were factory-assembled” he continued, shaking his head while scrolling through clips of a wrestling storyline involving a chiseled topless man wearing a evil biker and another topless man in a Mexican mask.
Lachy, who once cried during The Undertaker’s 2020 retirement ceremony, says reality TV lacks “emotional depth and long-term storytelling.”
“WWE builds real character arcs over years. These shows just have some influencer throwing wine for no reason” he added, completely unironically.
He also criticised the editing of reality TV, despite having no issue with wrestling matches that cut to five different camera angles during a single punch.
“It’s just not authentic. Like, none of them are even trained performers” said the man who can name every Money in the Bank winner since 2005.
When asked if he saw the irony in his complaints, Lachy paused briefly before changing the subject to Logan Paul’s frog splash technique.
His girlfriend, who declined to comment, was seen watching Married at First Sight on mute while Lachy loudly narrated a Royal Rumble match from 2008.
Sources say this is the third girlfriend in a row who’s been asked to “just give WrestleMania a proper go”
