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Despite the polls being closed and the race being run, the 2025 federal election has taken another peculiar turn.
With the sitting Opposition Leader losing his seat in a historic moment, plenty has already happened.
However things have gotten ever weirder, with a famous figure returning from beyond the grave to walk amongst us mortals one more time.
Former Cardinal George Pell has emerged from hell to make a brief cameo at the political funeral of Peter Dutton.
The funeral is set to take place at some billionaire’s place, with people remembering the time political life and times of a man famous for fighting the good culture wars fight.
It’s unknown if Pell will be speaking at the political funeral, but he has offered to provide a character reference if needed.
Peter Dutton leaves behind a decimated Liberal party suffering its worst loss in history and an existential crisis.
He also leaves like 300 million dollars or whatever of property and childcare assets to his non-political self.
More to come.
