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A Sky News viewer has left a giant hole in his computer screen because he doesn’t like being welcomed to his own computer.
59 year old Paul Smith, an Australian patriot, has today lost his cool and punched his screen while booting up the home computer and seeing the home screen say “welcome”.
“I bought this computer brand new from Harvey Norman in 2009, this is my computer and I don’t need someone welcoming me to it!” said a frustrated Paul.
Paul, who also makes a point to vandalise any welcome signs in regional Australia he sees, says that being welcomed to his computer is insulting and patronising.
“This woke nonsense of having to be welcomed to my computer needs to end, we’re fed up with it!” Paul stated, speaking on behalf of other Sky News viewers who hate kind introductions to places.
Experts are scrambling to figure out why this often volatile species of person has gotten so mad about being welcomed in recent months.
“We are pretty sure this has something to do with Murdoch media and desperately trying to create a culture war issue in Australia, but we are still working on the root causes” explained Dr.Schulz (65), a leading sociologist.
All over the country, Sky News viewers are sounding the alarm on Facebook that being welcomed is actually “woke” and part of a vague agenda that even they can’t quite put their finger on.
“At this point if someone welcomes me anywhere I just boo in their face and tell them to fuck off” Paul said.
“It’s my patriotic duty”
