EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
WOOO TAKE IT OFF! What started as a rowdy hen’s night in an Airbnb took a sharp left turn Saturday night after partygoers mistook a real police officer for a stripper, it’s reported.
The officer, Senior Constable Mitch Harper, arrived at approximately 11:43 p.m. following a noise complaint lodged by an angry neighbour who’d had a gut full of the random squealing.
But unbeknownst to him, Harper was about to walk into a room of very drunk women, who mistook the 6’3 glass of water for a man of the night.
“I knocked once, then again,” said Harper. “Next thing I know, a maid of honour dressed as a slutty nun is trying to pour Midori into my mouth and shouting ‘TAKE IT OFF, COP DADDY.’”
Sources say the bride-to-be, still wearing a “Same Penis Forever” sash and one shoe, began chanting “STRIP! STRIP! STRIP!” before Harper could explain he was not, in fact, hired entertainment – but an actual NSW police officer.
“I just kept saying, ‘Ma’am, this is not a drill,’ but they took that as foreplay,” said Harper, struggling to contain a smug smirk.
Witnesses say the group only realised the error when one of the bridesmaids tried to slap a $50 note into his pants and was promptly handcuffed – only, they weren’t fluffy.
Harper says the party goers had all assumed someone else had booked a stripper,
