EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A French quarter woman has this week had a horrifying insight into the male mind after her boyfriend regaled her with some ‘hilarious’ high school prank stories that were borderline illegal.
Chelsea Hatler, 34, says she’s unsure how the conversation started, but that after hearing some of the shit her partner got up to in high school, she’s now come to the conclusion that men really are from Mars, and women from Venus.
And that male friendships are a pretty fucked.
“He [Tom] was telling me about the one time he and a group of his friends kidnapped one his mate’s little brothers in the middle of the night, tied him down, and dry shaved his whole body – including his fucking eyebrows.”
“And then they covered him with shaving cream and peanut butter, wrapped him up in glad wrap and tied him to a post outside a barber shop where he was left to face the cold for four hours until someone found him.”
“By the time he was taken down he was suffering from mild hyperthermia and had all rope burns and shit, and it took months for his eyebrows and hair to grow back.”
“That’s just psycho!?”
More to come.
