EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
Amazon founder and master in human exploitation, Jeff Bezos has today been accused of being a woke leftie, after it was revealed he plans on creating a gender flipped version of the Titanic Submersible disaster, but this time, in space.
Speaking at a press conference in Las Vegas this morning, Bezos says he’ll be sending six rich women, including his wife Lauren Sanchez and US popstar Katy Perry, on a rocket into space, marking a historic moment for both space travel and reckless billionaires with a point.
Bezos says that ‘for too long, men have dominated the field of catastrophic vanity projects’, which is why he thinks sending a faulty rocket into space will finally level the playing field.
However Bezos’s decision to allow rich women to die in a confined space has angered many of his supporters, who don’t believe reckless, life endangering ventures need to become a DEI initiative.
“Wow, first your show tried to make orcs have feelings, and now you’re allowing women to die in space”, said X user, Magaligmaballz_1979, “I’m cancelling my Amazon Prime.”
More to come.
