EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
In keeping with the #throwbackthursday trend, twenty seven year old occupational therapist Portia Vause has taken to her instagram to reminisce about a time and place she felt the happiest, it’s reported.
Inspired by her peers photos of last years European trips, no doubt triggered by feeling jealous of all the people loading their 2023 holiday carousels, Portia has decided to upload an image of her own sonogram, which has quickly drawn attention from her followers who were quick to congratulate her without reading the caption.
Titled ‘Take Me Back!’, Portia says even though she never consented to being born, life in the womb was pretty nice and the highlight of her human existence thus far.
“I can deal with the occasional bit of turbulence”, she explains, “if it means free food, free accomodation and central heating.”
“Shove me back in.”
More to come.
