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A joyous overshare took place in our little patch of channel country paradise today, as a couple not ready for parenthood have announced to their friends and family they are trying for a female orgasm.
Although it’s usually only juicy to hear about someone’s sex life when 50% of the relationship unit is present, announcing ‘we’re trying for a baby’ is a generally accepted G-Rated way to tell people where the cum is currently going.
However, not everyone is ready to rawdog with full consequences just yet, which is why Betoota couple Henrietta and Geoff have announced they are rooting for a very different cause.
“We’re trying for a female orgasm!” announced an excited Henrietta, holding a picture of a sans-foetus ultrasound that ought to give Geoff the best idea of where the g-spot is.
“So that’s why I’m not drinking tonight!”
After several excited congratulations from Henrietta’s ‘orgasm aunties’, plans were made for an orgasm shower as well as several offers for hand-me-downs.
“Not everything has to be brand new, the stuff gets so expensive,” stated one of Henrietta’s friends who had her first orgasm three years ago and has barely made it out to events ever since.
“There’s a great book by Kaz Cook I can lend you, ‘What To Expect When You’re Climaxing’.”
Henrietta was then asked if she was hoping for a clitorial or vaginal orgasm to which she replied she is happy for it to be a surprise.
“I don’t mind as long as it’s healthy and orgasmic. It’s in God’s hands.”
