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Alistair Cook has been forced into a second humiliating apology in as many days, after falsely accusing Alex Carey of another shocking act.
48 hours after airing some bullshit made up claims against the Australian Wicket Keeper, the English legend has come under fire for another completely untrue rumour.
Cook has been forced to apologise after claiming that Alex Carey actually his bottom two ribs removed in order to suck is own dick.
The second rumour came after Cook initially accused Carey of walking out of a barber without paying for his haircut.
The malicious rumour was spread by esteemed publications like The Sun and frantically shared by English cricket fans looking to villainize the quick thinking wicket keeper who ran out Johnny Bairtsow.
However, it turns out the case was one of mistaken identity, and completely made up from start to finish.
Despite already being burnt by just repeating bullshit yarns, Cook once again shocked listeners by revealing the strange rumour about Carey getting a surgical procedure to perform auto-felatio .
“Yeah I heard some of the older boys on the bus saying that he legit had the operation so he could suck his own dick,” said Cook, live on air.
“And my older brother said it’s one hundred percent true.”
“So crazy hey,” said Cook.
Cook then went on to apologise after copping a rinsing from his older sister, who informed him he is a fucking idiot and he shouldn’t believe everything he hears.
It’s unknown if Cook will leave the gossiping at that, or if he will return with a rumour about Alex Carey and a test tube or a gobstopper.
More to come.
