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A Betoota Ponds man has today uncovered yet another perk of being a dog owner – the indescribable feeling of picking up a steaming hot turd on a frosty morning!
It’s alleged James Parker [32] went for a walk at approximately 5:30 am as part of his new commitment to becoming a ‘morning person’, which he’s so far approached with about as much enthusiasm as a dentist appointment.
The struggle to get out of his warm bed, coupled with the cold temperatures and westerly winds has made the experience overall quite miserable, but is alleged to be all worthwhile for all the hot blokes he spots at Betoota’s Crossfit gym, who do all their activities shirtless for some reason.
Which is quite a feat, considering how fucking freezing it was. But James certainly isn’t complaining.
Rubbing his freezing hands together as he cursed himself for yet again forgetting to bring a pair of gloves, James had been just about to turn back home (and potentially miss the 6am pull up session) when Tilly thoughtfully dropped a nugget.
Welcoming the rush of heat as he wrapped a thin layer of plastic around the steaming hot turd, James was seen letting out a giggle and muttering something about ‘cats being dumb!’, before swinging the bag around his head and making whooshing sounds.
More to come.
