EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A woman who has a track record of having unfortunate taste in men has this week finally cracked it, after her mate thought it’d be funny to yet again remind her about that one guy she was desperately in love with a couple of years ago – a guy that Chelsea Young [26] tries desperately to forget she had a dalliance with.
Despite having a few questionable decisions in her dating history, ‘that guy’ or ‘Phineas’ as he’s still nicknamed, was undoubtedly the worst by a long shot, and the perfect ammunition to be used whenever Chelsea dared criticise her friends on their dating decisions.
Such as today, when Chelsea made the mistake of asking her friend Kate why she keeps bothering with Jason after he made an awful scene at her graduation celebration dinner.
“Hmm yeah true, I do give him too many chances”, said Kate, “but…
“…do you remember when you used to be in love with Phineas?’,
“Oh my god shut up please…”
“Didn’t he used to live with his mum because he wanted to save up money for a giant back tattoo?
“What was it? Hmm..Pokemon? Dragon Ball Z”, Kate teased, knowing the answer, “noo it was Narutu, that’s right!”
“And you drove him everywhere because he kept losing his licence.”
“And once you even drove him to some random girl’s house HAHAHA?”
“Didn’t he also not use deod-.”
“OH MY GOD KATE SHUT THE FUCK UP I KNOW.”
More to come.
