“Haha I Hate Being Centre Of Attention” Says Only Friend In Social Circle With Pink Hair
In what has come as a shock to many, local abstract artist, slam-poet and owner of pink hair, Rose “Moon Girl” Gardener (31) has...
Why Posting A Very Easily Answered Question On Facebook Is A Better Option Than Google
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The Facebook Oracle, as it is colloquially known is reportedly the number one concern for the executives at Google -...
Report: Millennials Unable To Remember Any Phone Numbers Except For Lube Mobile’s
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Now that smart phones and messenger apps have completely superseded the traditional land line, it has been confirmed that there...
Suburban Bachelor Sexes Up Tinder Profile With Low-Res Pic Of Himself Wearing Sunnies
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After not seeing much traction on his last Tinder profile photo that saw him petting a heavily sedated tiger in Thailand, suburban bachelor...
Everyone In Townsville Kind Of Italian
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A recent report by the North Queensland Succession Society has found that just about everyone in Townsville has a grandparent from Ingham, which...
Long Bay Prison To Expand And Upgrade Overpopulated Former State Politician Wing
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Long Bay Correctional Complex will undergo a bit of a facelift over the next couple of months, it has been reported.
The infamous jail,...
Senator Michaelia Cash Signs Off Media Release With ‘XOXO Gossip Girl’
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Explosive emails and documents obtained by The Betoota Advocate have revealed the extent to which Michaelia Cash could be in trouble.
The Minister...
“You Could Never Have A Movie Called ‘White Panther’” Says Bored Middle Aged Loser
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A local Betoota man who prided himself on his ‘freedom of speech’ when voting No in the recent Same-Sex Marriage plebiscite, has come...
Regional University Student Graduates With Highest Honours In Chlamydia Transmission
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A student of the University of Western Queensland has today graduated with a bachelor in random business stuff, as well as highest honours...
Wife Catches Up With Coworker From Like 6 Jobs Ago
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In a weird turn of events, a local woman is catching up with someone she worked with in 2008.
Kate (32) says her husband...
