Jenny Craig Develops New Program For 19-Year-Olds Returning From Gap Year In England
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | CONTACT
Spending a year abroad in the mother land is a rite of passage for any blue-blooded Australian, as is accepting the heavy and...
Bill Shorten Unveils Cool New Logo For Labor Party
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
With recent news polls indicating Labor’s lead as the prefered party with 53% to the Coalition’s 47%, Shorten has made a bold move...
Suburban Loose Unit Orders Round Of Kahlua Shots At Mixed Touch Grand Final Afterparty
After celebrating a grade three grand final victory, captain of Betoota touch football team Jared Young (27) lead his team into a night of...
Queensland Unveils Exhilarating New Gateway Bridge Climb To Encourage Domestic Tourism
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Brisbane is once again proving itself to be the adrenaline junkie capital of the world, after debuting a scary new bridge climb on...
Local Drive-Thru Introduce Another Unmanned Window Just To Fuck With You
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
It has been confirmed today that a local drive-through has included an extra window for no other reason than to fuck with you.
Jack...
Latte-Sipper Becomes Right-Wing After Sculling Burning Hot Coffee
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A local inner-city yuppie has today decided that he will definitely be voting for the Liberal Party, possibly even One Nation after discovering...
Undeniable New Data Confirms Monte Carlos Are The Superior Biscuit
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The commonly-held theory that Arnott's could see just as much, if not more, success by releasing an assorted cremes-sized packet of only Monte...
Margot Robbie Goes Full Goldie At 2018 Oscars With Coolabah Goon Bag Stashed In Clutch
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As the film industries A-Listers begin arriving on the red carpet at the 90th annual Oscars ceremony, the female guests remain clench-jawed while...
Coworker Forever Regretting That Time She Displayed An Ability To Fix Office Printer
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Junior salesperson Shannon Mills (22) was aware that as a young person and a woman, she would face her share of workplace...
Katter’s Australian Party Debut First-Ever KAP Float At Sydney Mardi Gras
In a story that proves there is always a first time for everything, Katter’s Australian Party (KAP) are debuting their first-ever float at the...
