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Coastie Mate Happy To Suck The Brains Out The Prawn Heads If Everyone’s Done With Them

TRACEY BENDINGER | Social Nuances | Contact The prawn, a delicious crustacean that has captured the palates of millions of Australians for over a thousand summers. Its versatility has...

Solo Diner Denies Other Patrons Spare Chair For The Power Trip

TRACEY BENDINGER | Social Nuances | Contact Sitting in the prime window seat French Quarter’s, Cafe de Noumea, Monica Hamilton-Taylor (27), is apparently waiting for her friend to arrive...

Inner City Leftie Rushes To Dry Out Waterlogged Phone In Bag Of Quinoa

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A prominent inner-city corporate creative has scolded himself this afternoon, after accidentally dropping his smartphone in the base fountain of a recently commissioned...

Hospital Bed Selfie Appears On Social Media With Absolutely No Context

TRACEY BENDINGER | Social Nuances | Contact Felicia Bryans (25), has today sent concerned ripples through her friendship group and Instagram followers alike, after uploading a cropped and captionless...

Government To Build Processing Centre On Hamilton Island For South African Refugees

Peter Dutton has continued today's humanitarian streak by announcing the creation of a new, more humane offshore detention centre. The Home Affairs Minister has decided...

Rove McManus And Warwick Capper Appear On Sunrise To Discuss Aboriginal Adoption Policies

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Producers of Channel Seven's Sunrise breakfast program say that they will boldly continue discussing complex issues related to some of Australia's most...

Aussie Hip Hop Artist Returns From Hiatus With Emotional Track About Beating The Shard

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After two years off rumours about him being in jail, prominent youtube rapper WynnumWhat has returned to the scene with an emotional new...

Sunrise: Guest Sports Reporter Ben Davis Pops By To Talk About Round One Of Footy As Well As The Possibility Of Revisiting Australia’s Historic Racial Assimilation Policies Surrounding Forced...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Channel 7 have once again proven themselves to be the leaders of the pack when it comes to their profound commentary on hot...

Queensland On High Alert As BOM Gives Cyclone Same Name As A Middle Class Tuckshop Mum

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A tropical low moving towards Queensland's south-east has developed into a category one tropical cyclone, meteorologists say that it's a big enough concern...

Quiet Bloke At Party Triggered As ‘Prisoner Of Society’ Comes On

LEROY PERCIVAL | Music Editor | CONTACT A local introvert has this week apologised to friends and is seeking treatment following an uncharacteristic outburst at a mates house party on...

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