Entire School, Including Teachers, Aware That Most Popular Couple Did It On The Weekend
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As the year 11 students of Betoota High filed into class this morning, there was a certain topic of conversation on everyone’s lips.
That...
Gen-Y Finally Exposed To Real Music As Half-Cut Dad Drops Needle On Hotel California
A father of 2 millennials who have a new found appreciation of vinyl records has today hi-jacked the youngest ones record player, spinning a...
Rural Nightclub Admits They Love A Bit Of Violence In Their Venue, Installs Bundy On Tap
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The operators of North Betoota's Mink Hotel, also known as The Mink, also know as The Stink has today confirmed all rumours that...
Study Finds 1 Person In Every Game Of Skirmish Will Have A Terrible Time
A recent study has revealed that there is always one person in every game of skirmish will have an awful time, with 80% of...
Reluctant Partygoer’s Night Improves Dramatically After Finding Out That Host Has A Dog
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A South Betoota local who reluctantly attended a family friend's engagement party on the weekend, has spoken of her...
Good Friday Lunch: Sister’s New Boyfriend Says ‘Mate’ Too Much
As Good Friday kicks off the Easter long weekend, Stella Artwa (21) greets it with both excitement and anxiety, as she prepares to introduce...
Jarryd Hayne Spotted Rolling The Arm Over At The Auburn Park Nets
International all-rounder Jarryd Hayne has been spotted meeting with his manager at lunch today, shortly after Western Sydney locals reported seeing him rolling the...
oBike Finds Success In Regional Towns By Simply Adding Stunt Pegs
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oBike have today revealed that their Australian roll out has achieved the unachievable, successfully tapping into the 'townie' market in regional Australia.
Launched in...
Education Department Still Not Aware Of Half The Shit Kids Can Do On An iPhone
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A recent report by the Independent National Youth Arithmetics (INYA) has found that your busted arse secondary school maths and history teachers have...
Roy Pulling In Gropers Up North, Unavailable For Comment, Doesn’t Care, Fuck Youse
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After spending the last couple hours trying to get ahold of the Charters Tower axeman, our reporters have been informed that Andrew Symonds...
