Country Dad In The City Thinks Being From The Country Makes Him Above The Law
It is a commonly known fact that the regular law doesn’t really apply for any town outside a 300km radius of a major city....
Classroom Powerbroker Can Smell Substitute Teacher’s Fear Before Class Even Starts
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Substitute teacher Graham Morfoot (27) is questioning his passion for teaching following a particularly rough lesson in year 8 geography where classroom powerbroker...
Man Playing Pool With Fedora Mistaken For Suave 1940s Mafioso
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Old Betoota Hotel was nearly thrown into chaos last night, as pool player and resilient fedora wearer George Silvestrini...
Commuters Relieved Older Lady Standing On Bus Still Not Here-Have-My-Seat Kind Of Old
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A packed bus full of able-bodied Gen-Y and Gen-X professionals, as well as an array of school students, are relieved today that none...
Country You’ve Never Heard Of Dominating In Sport You’ve Never Heard Of
A country that you feel like you should know more about, given it's similarly colonial links to England, is dominating in an obscure sport...
Suit Keeps Swipe ID In Plain Sight At Pub So Other Suits Know Where He Works
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A group of young men who work in offices with computers for multinational companies have gathered this afternoon at...
Pub DJ Chases Cheap Points From Pissed British Backpackers And Puts On House Of Pain
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A group of six British lads on a "Lad’s Holiday” to Australia have reportedly won the respect and admiration of everybody in a...
Former Hometown Footy Star Warns Thieving Dogs They Won’t Get Far In Furious Facebook Status
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A hometown acquaintance, who ended up playing a few seasons of first grade in the city, is back at home and living that...
Man With Insatiable Desire To Bash The Mentally Ill Finds His Calling In The Victorian Police
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A physically imposing, but emotionally stunted man who fantasises about assaulting vulnerable people has today decided it's time to channel his problematic personality...
Victorian Police Say Their Officers Are Taking The Collapse Of Doughnut Time Quite Hard
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Victorian Police have today given a statement outlining the recent crankiness of their officers, following viral video footage of them fucking up a...
