Central Coast P-Plater Breaks World Record For Lowness
A Gosford-based brickies labourer has today been certified by the Australian Automobile Association for the lowest car in the world.
The wildly impractical utility vehicle,...
“Turnbull Needs To Stand Down Like I Did In February, And That Other Time In October”
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Barnaby Joyce says Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull should take a leaf out of his book and consider relinquishing his executive role of leadership...
Sunrise: “Please Think Of The White Children Trying To Enjoy Their Holiday Before Protesting Again”
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Popular breakfast television programme Sunrise has been the victim of a targeted and angry protest this morning on the Gold...
Scientists Find Two-Day Old Felafel To Be Harder Than Diamonds
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After months of research into the fridges of Lebanese-Australians, Scientists from the University Of Western Queensland say the may have found a material...
Russell Crowe Auctions Most Prized Possession, His Own Breath Signed By 2014 Rabbitohs Side
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Oscar-winning football club magnate, Russell Crowe has pulled in more than 3.7 million Australian dollar over the weekend, after selling a range...
Man In Critical Condition After Touching Albo’s Harley
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In breaking news, a man has been rushed to Royal Prince Alfred Hospital after allegedly touching shadow infrastructure minister Anthony Albanese's Harley...
Convo With Surf Shop Employee Much Cheaper Alternative To Buying Tickets To Tony Robbins
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New research suggests that an experience with a coastal surf shop worker could be a much cheaper and quicker...
Uni Student Showing Parents Around Sharehouse Prays They Don’t Look In Fridge
Local university student, Issy Atkins, is counting down the days until her parents arrive this weekend, not because she misses them, but because any...
Passenger Who Called Shotgun Failing Dismally With AUX Cord Responsibility
With great power comes great responsibility, a phrase Betoota Heights woman, Danika Sheeth (23), is today learning the true meaning of.
After calling ‘shotgun’ on...
Tourist Drinking With Locals Reluctantly Agrees To Try Out Aussie Lingo In His Accent
When Brighton native Cameron Gilchrist (27) envisioned his trip to Australia, he pictured snorkelling The Great Barrier Reef, journeying the red centre and sinking...
