Ed Sheeran Formally Apologises For Spike In Acoustic Guitar Loop Players In Pubs Around World
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A nationwide pandemic which has seen 'one-man-bands' take over pubs and clubs around the country has been traced back...
Missing Commonwealth Games Athletes Found Trying To Get A Bus Back From Magic Mountain
11 Commonwealth Games athletes, missing since they failed to board their flights home after the event, have been found at a bus stop Miami,...
Man Who Says He’s Never Having Kids On Track So-Far
With the rising cost of living not many young people can say they're where they want to be, with the notable exception of Betoota...
Socialite Weather Reporter Attends Opening Of An Envelope
A local weather reporter, who doesn’t miss a good social event, has this evening been spotted attending the opening of a local resident's mail.
Jazmyn...
Report: Fuck Up Kanye
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A groundbreaking new report has found that Kanye should shut the fuck up.
This comes after a week and a half of him carrying...
Report: 90% Of Nation’s Apprentice Tradesmen Currently Playing Some Sort Of Fucking Game
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A local apprentice, who is an idiot and can't hold a fucking conversation because he's one of those stupid bloody millennials with their...
Good To See Apollo Getting A Bit Of Work
The nation has confirmed today that it’s pleased to see Apollo’s found a gig after his appearances on reality television.
The Bachelorette and Bachelor in...
Ipswich Excited At Possibility Of Electing Local Government Officials Who Aren’t Criminals
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The breathtaking South East Queensland river city of Ipswich is looking for another Mayor, following the second dismissal in 18 months.
But that's not...
Small Town Couple’s Infidelities On Display For All With New ‘Shared’ Facebook Account
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Local car detailer, Steve Corrie (25) is a good enough bloke to own up and accept responsibility when he's done something wrong.
His missus,...
“I Was Always Offended By Apu, Even When I Was Laughing At Him Every Night For 15 Years”
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An inner-city millennial content writer, who had the exact same accent as Malcolm Turnbull before he started integrating African-American vernacular into his day-to-day...
