Report: Wheelie Bin Now A ‘Draggy Bin’ After Being Clipped By Neighbour’s Lancer
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The owners damaged wheelie bin in the southern suburb of Barcoo Hills say that they will continue using it as though it still...
Start-Up CEO Says It’s Been Dope Working With You And Hopes You Find An Epic Job Elsewhere
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The 23-year-old CEO of the ice cream topping delivery service, Toppingz, reckons whatever you just said is epic.
"Haha epic" says Rowan Fairfax, who is...
NRL Player On Last Warning For Not Rocking Open Collar During Mid Week Press Conference
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In sensational Rugby League news, The Betoota Advocate can exclusively reveal that a high profile NRL player has been stood today, for...
Dashcam Owner Lives And Breathes For The Moment A Cyclist Does Something Illegal
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A semi-retired baby boomer who can't identify why he is so frustrated with the world has today channelled his rage into a new...
8000 English Backpackers Living In Bondi On Expired Visas Just Glad They Aren’t Cameroonian
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The nation's marketing agents, recruiters and casual labour hire workforce have breathed a sigh of relief this morning after remembering that they aren’t...
Kevin Walters Says He May As Well Fucken Retire Now Too
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In a sensational day for Rugby League in Queensland, Maroons coach Kevie Walters has announced that he is contemplating retirement.
The successor of...
Report: Cahill Still A Gun
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Tim Cahill has today finally addressed allegations that he refuses to age, following the news that veteran soccer star is on course...
Shorten Says Life Will Be Just As Shit For Asylum Seeker Children Under Labor Government
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Bill Shorten says Labor will not place any time limit on how long asylum seekers are able to stay on Nauru and...
Gold Coast No Longer Allowed Nice Things
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Finally, after decade-long attempts to try and make the Gold Coast an actual city, it has been confirmed this week that for...
Local Uni Confirms Posting ‘Quirky’ Graduation Pic Is Mandatory Final Course Requirement
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Graduation has just become a little bit harder for graduates of the University Of Western Queensland.
In a real sign...
