Single Mate Caught Out Trying To Wear Trendy Clothes
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A local bachelor has today been busted trying out hip new clothes, as part of a rebrand aimed at getting more attention from...
Wow: This Health Insurance Ad Features People Just Like You
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Famous for being stuck in its ways, the advertising industry should hold its head high today as a new...
Tony Abbott Secures Support Of Notoriously Swing-Voting Rugby Union Fans From Manly
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Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has won over a coveted voter demographic over the weekend, after footage emerged of him chugging a can...
Prominent Sydney Lawyer Begins Transition Into Liberal MP By Saying No To A Line Of Coke
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An elite Martin Place-based finance reporter turned general counsel and secretary for a controversial banking institution has decided that his five-year-plan to enter Federal...
Royal Wedding Essentially Grand Final Weekend For Mum
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The past month of Royal Family-related news, starting with the birth of Prince William's newest bub - followed by three weeks of non-stop...
School Shooter Feeling Like A Real Doofus After Turning Up On Pupil Free Day
An at-risk American teenager with access to automatic weapons has been left a little red-faced today, after rocking up to his high school on...
Prince Harry’s Old Army Mate Goes A Bit Overboard During Speech With An Ibiza Story
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Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have married at St George's Chapel in Windsor Castle overnight, in a ceremony watched by 600 guests —...
Report: Fuck Up Grandson Comes Good
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After being caught with marijuana at seventeen, and being caught binge drinking several times since then, Prince Harry has finally come good and...
Dutton Allows Cameroonian Athletes To Stay After They All Land Jobs As Au Pairs In Ascot
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In a shock turnaround, Minister Of Home Affairs Peter Dutton has signed off on the visas for up to a dozen of...
Morrison Allocates $50M For Statue Recognising 52nd White Bloke To Discover Australia
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Federal Treasurer and prominent white Sydney man, Scott Morrison has announced will allocate $50 million of taxpayer money to recognising the unknown Englishman...
