“We Still Have All Your Details” Says Briefly Popular Website
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A flurry of emails from every single website that you have ever given your email address to is a stark reminder of how...
Aunty Jackie Going Real Hard With The Purple
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A 60-something member of the extended family is almost 90% purple, it has been confirmed.
It is not yet known what the appeal is...
Matt Preston Eats Unidentified Crumb He Found In His Cravat
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A staggering revelation has come to life as Masterchef judge Matt Preston confirmed the longstanding rumour that he sometimes eats unidentified crumbs he...
NSW Opposition Leader’s Racist Tirade Fails To Get People To Remember His Name
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The Opposition leader of NSW has been forced into an embarrassing apology yesterday after warning that "many Anglo families" were fleeing western Sydney...
Mandatory Issuing Of Steel-Capped Blundstones Halves Workplace Injuries In Record Stores
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A spokesperson from the ACTU has today revealed remarkable statistics that show a 50% decrease in workplace injuries in the op-shop and vintage...
Report: Most Difficult Part Of Ramadan Is Hipster Coworker’s Fascination With Ramadan
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One of Betoota's most prominent Muslim HR professionals, Sally Guerra has today spoken to Betoota Advocate about the trials and compromise that comes...
Free-Spirited Local Mum Spices It Up With Asymmetrical Haircut
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An unbridled and completely individual local mum has today sent shockwaves through her community, after rolling out of Deb's Hair & Beauty Salon...
“You Know He’s Only Got One Leg?” Says Man Thinking Wil Anderson Is Adam Hills Again
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A local idiot embarrassed himself last night watching a rerun of the ABC's Gruen Transfer after telling his partner that Wil Anderson, the...
Parliament Security Investigate Thumping Sounds Coming From Boot Of Albo’s Charger
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Prominent Marrickville politician, Anthony Albanese MP, has today suggested that Parliament House security should mind their own business and shut the hell up.
This...
Mining Exec Not Sure Why Government Gave Him Half A Billion To Save The Reef But Cool!
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Former BHP Director come Exxon Consultant and chairman of the Great Barrier Reef Foundation Shane Davidson has confirmed to The Betoota Advocate this...
