Blasting Sounds Of Alanis Morissette Suggests Mum’s Had A Blow Up With Her Boss Again
The high volume rotation of Alanis Morissette‘s greatest hits in mum’s Golf can only suggest that she’s in the mood to tell everyone to fuck...
Queanbeyan Man Becomes Canberra Man For Next 12 Hours
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A rural New South Wales builder that originally hails from Queanbeyan but lives in the city now has finally given up explaining the...
Pretty Boy Halfback Tries His Best To Look Tough While Running Through Tunnel
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The Betoota Dolphins Reserve Grade halfback has done his best to look physically intimidating while running out onto the field last weekend.
The young...
“Give It Back, It’s My Turn” Says Victorian Copper After Random Breath Test
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Just months after bashing the shit out of a mentally unwell man for being at risk of himself, the Victorian police have had...
Denzel Washington Identified As Only Person In The World Who Looks Good In A Trench Coat
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After decades of dorky goths trying it on, a recent report by the UN Textiles arm in partnership with GQ Magazine has found that...
Philly Braces For Unimpressive Season From Simmons After News That He’s Dating A Jenner
The city of Philadelphia is today coming to terms with the fact that their sporting renaissance may have hit a roadblock.
This anticlimax comes after...
Both Inbound And Outbound Gateway Bridges To Be Named After Each Veronica
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The Minister for Transport and Main Roads has announced today that both the inbound and outbound Gateway Bridges in Brisbane will be renamed...
South Yarra Real Estate Agent Can’t Believe Pusha Did Drake Like That
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38-year-old South Yarra real estate agent, Hugo Hardy-Wren has taken a break from walking rich people into vacant houses, to catch up on...
Local Girl Sentenced To Kiss Steve Buscemi After Not Tagging Her Mate Back In 5 Mins
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A local girl has had her sentence handed down for her social media misdemeanours today.
Justice McAlister-Whitbourn handed down his verdict...
Hell Yes: 11-Year-Old Tennis Prodigy Has A Slavic Last Name
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11-year-old Stefani Bozovic has caused great excitement for Tennis Australia today, after scouts finally learnt her last name.
After dominating at both state and regional...
